Granted, but she carries the Bubonic Plague which she has now spread to your entire office. Bring out your dead!

I wish there was a cure for Bubonic Plague apart from Carpet Bombing...

Granted, it's nuclear bombing

I wish Jimbuna would take a pistol and kill that bitch from work already

Granted, but the thing jams and she walks free to live another day.

I wish it was easier to get ones point across.

Delete: Granted but she called in sick with Bubonic Plague so without a target he goes Raptor hunting instead.

Insert: Granted, now people undertstand your point but they no longer care.

I wish there was money to be made crushing dreams.

(OTOH, I'm glad Dream #1837 escaped crushing)

Granted, but the Sasquatch, now a retired cage fighter after his stunning defeat of Hitler, Himmler and Rommel under the alias of "Bigfoot", he goes into the dream crushing business and makes us all go bankrupt

I wish the above didn't happen

Granted, it didn't.

I wish I was a convincing liar.

Granted now the world knows you got a little one.

I want nothing from the world.

Granted, you get nothing from the world so you eek out a sorry existence living naked in a cave eating any moss or fungus you can find.

I wish I had the right stuff.

Granted but you would end up putting it in the wrong place.

I wish I did not know what was in hotdogs.

Granted but you now know the secret of Soyent Green. :eek:

I want to have a boring day.

Granted but wait until you find out what part of your body is being bored and how big the boring drill bit is.

I wish my pen could automatically spell check what I write.

Granted, but it doesn't tell you what's wrong, just stops you from writing any more

I wish you...no, not you...yeah, you in the corner, would die

Granted now your in the electric chair frying your balls off.

I wish jimbuna got more drunk as he is so funny drunk.

New page - new dreams to crush...

Granted, he gets more drunk and then is sick all over you. Everybody seems to think this is very funny, you are not so sure.

I wish M$ had to pay you $100.00 everytime you got the BSOD from Windows.

Granted, but to avoid the complications Micro$oft changes the BSOD's background to red, thereby making it the RSOD

I wish trees grew on money