^I guess I'm missing something again....:doh:

One day previous is Valentines day

The strangest one I heard of was one room that decided to smear the human byproduct of digestion all over the walls. Perfectly normal guest, but when the room was opened for cleaning.

Urk. :nope:

Something the married people may not understand is that Valentines Day is often a day when couples have sex.

When you are married for a long time, it is just one month before tax day. :shifty:

2 months before here.

On the upside, the Deadpool film comes out...so there's that.

You forgot the non magic man made chemtrails to enslave us all!:stare:

Whoa whoa whoa

Ease off of the technical scientific stuff so early in the morning. :o

It isn't early in the morning. It's half past three pm. I don't believe in time zones! They aren't mentioned in the holy scriptures so they are a hoax!:stare: