Granted, I have no desire to crush that wish.

I wish it was supper time (Chinese night).

Granted, but you have to wait until it is night in China to have your supper.

I wish my kingdom of Tango589istan had a self-propelled hedehog-howitzer with which to bombard Uboatcomeradeland and Tarjakannia with small spiny mammals. (That should start an interesting conflict.):huh:

Granted, your kingdom of Tango589istan had a self-propelled hedehog-howitzer with which to bombard Uboatcomeradeland and Tarjakannia with small spiny mammals, but those spiny mammals miss their targets and, instead, pummel the citizens of DT_city, they become outraged, and attack Uboatcomradeland, Tarjakistan and Tango589istan with cannon balls made from rotten limberger cheese

I wish I DT_city wasn't such a dump

Granted its not such a dump that even the rats abandon it in favour of Tango589istan.

I wish I could abdicate my iron rule of Tarjakannia and Uboatcomradeland

Granted, you abdicate your iron rule of Tarjakannia and Uboatcomradeland and are immdediately elected Mayor of DT_city to rule over the rats who have emigrated from Tango589istan

I wish I hadn't eaten so much that I feel like rolling over and exploding

Granted, but then you have so much to throw up because of the food poisoning and they would not be able to determine during the autopsy that ecoli was responsible...

I wish I had some really good peanut butter chicken and hot and sour soup for dinner instead of frozen pizza.

Granted, but while you were pouring youself somthing to drink, i snuck into your house and ate your dinner. :p

I wish for a nice big bowl of cannibal kidney soup

granted but now you must eat it.

I wish you no table or chair.

Granted, the table and chair are gone but came knocking on your door asking for a drink

I wish tables would set themselves

Granted you are here by banished to the land of eternal beauty and
the beast reruns be our guest be our guest put your wishing to the test
wrap a napkin round your neck bon homme and we'll provide the rest.:|\\


I wish big production musicals were still cool
except sout pacific wich will never be cool.

Granted, but island nations from the South Pacific start producing more and more actors which work in these musicals. Hence, the South Pacific does in fact become famous.

I wish that I had a better fan for my office.

Granted but the SBD's would be blown into the next office causing mayhem and possibly insue a riot with all the finger pointing...

I wish we could wear firearms...legally

[wist too slow]

you can but they only legalize siege mortars
worn on the belt.

I wish we had new smilies.

Granted, but they are too plain and unappealing.

I wish that I could type faster.

Granted, but your super typing speed wears your fingers out and you need to take a loooooong rest between posts.

I wish satfish had claws as well as whiskers

Granted, but now we have to call them Cratfish.

I wish ebay would recognise my 2001 account.

Granted, but someone hacked it and bought stolen paintings off it. Henceforth, the bobbies show up in their lorry and haul you off for trial.

I wish that the FSM was real.

Granted they do and now want to charge you for the sale you made in 2001 and interested totally GBP300.

I wish Jimbuna was on TS

Granted, but then you would have to listen to his constant whining about how they won't recognize his 2001 eBay account when in fact he never really had one because it is all in his imagination.

Now I wish Senator Biden were not going to be the Democratic Nominee for Vice President.

Granted, he is now the Republican Nominee.

I wish my dinner was free.