Not in a long, long, time.:yawn:


Can I get a "googly" giftwrapped?

A. Probably not, but I would definately get a good box fitted when receiving one.

Q. Is it true that if are bowled out in cricket the bails fly and when you bail out an aircraft your bowels fly?

Yes and more than likely :haha:



Do you wear eye glasses?

No

Do you know what comes next?

Another wicket.

Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved?

But there are two legs involved.

Why didn't you think of that?

A. If you saw my momma you would know there is two sets worth of material stitched together, her ass is so large that has its own zipcode:03:

Q. Why do unfit people wear so much lycra?

They gotta wear something, don't they?

^ No question.

Why do people cool off in the sea that is full of fish, animal and human brown stuff?

No way I would. :har:

Beggars can't be choosers.

Are Pike men fish with legs?

Not sure but I'll just go and check the soles of their feet.

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

If you look closely, you actually would see there is a question asked.


I don't know.

Does an octopus have legs or arms?

Tentacles.

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

No. You're never fully clean unless your Zest-fully clean.

Why are TV commercials so lame?