I don't wear flip flops, so I don't know about that, but the rest is spot on :up:

I know that feeling :nope:

Unfortunately, it's called adulthood

I go to bed when I am not tired so I can get up in the morning when I am tired so I can get to work early so I can leave early. That way I can get to bed early..... sigh....

Man I love balls!
(No wait, context, context! :timeout:)

I meant the Polandball-balls!
I mean all the balls not his balls...
No, not all balls but... ah screw this! :nope: