Granted, it wins the war but is so charmed by its conquests inhabitants that it quickly changes side and declares Tarjak as ultimate ruler of both realms:arrgh!:

I wish I knew earlier about Tajakannia

Granted but that still wouldn't have stopped you from buying that hooker in Berlin.


I wished I hadn't paid extra for the room with a view....

KD

[quote=Koondawg]Granted, You paid extra for the room without a view.

I wish I had another good book to read right now.

Granted read this:
http://books.google.com.au/books?id=...b--vrQ#PPA2,M1

I wish it was easier to get to Galveston from here

granted they survey out a direct walking path.

I wish you all a good day.

Granted, a good day was had by all.

I wish someone had remembered to post me their t-shirt size and whether they wear a cap not an hour ago in their PM.

Granted....but coming from you wouldn't it be a Jim-Cap?



I wish I could remember what day it was....

Granted you remembered but you lost the information when your hard drive went kaput

I wish my wife would pour me another glass of wine.

Granted, you remember it's the day of your execution

EDIT: Bah

Granted, you are now even more drunk and you jump out of the window as a result

I wish I knew where it is

Granted you find it but your mum tells you to stop playing with it or you'll go blind

I wish there was a comfy mattress outside the window

Granted....still soiled with the hooker from Berlin


I wish I could for-see the future

Granted, but you forsee sloppy seconds with my hooker

I wish I was somewhere more satisfactory

Granted but where else would be this much fun....


I wished that there was a cure for herpes

Granted but then there would be no need to wait.

I wish waiting wasn't as hard...

Granted, now it's very easy to wait forever

I wish threads grew on trees

Granted, but it's a spool tree.

I wish memory sticks were made of wood.

Granted, but they catch fire easily.

I wish that everyone thought that they were all farm animals that ate curtains.

Granted, you think you are a sheep who eats curtains

I wish the :sunny:would come out again

Granted, but not until tomorrow morning.

I wish a certain individual would stop baiting people on a variety of other threads.

Granted, but if he didn't ............ oh never mind, there is no crush for that wish

I wish we could all just get along, little dawgie, git along