Much better when your having a whale of a time.

Why do we call something sent by car a shipment and something sent by ship a cargo?

Easy Jim, same reason we (at least here) drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway. (we literally have a massive hiway called the garden state parkway, the state cops let you speed, no crap) My typical speed is 90, in a 65 mph, Cops go by faster, and wave at you.

Why do I not miss drinking myself into a coma?

Probably because you can't remember the morning after.

Why do we call them restrooms when no one goes there to rest?

Speak for yourself, but sit in traffic having to crap like you took 100 laxatives, and see how rested you feel afterwards!:D

Ahhhhhhhhhh.

Alternate answer, go to penn station in NYC, and people sleep in the crapper stalls.

my question is: Why have we not invented the Mister Fusion Machine from Back To the Future 2?

The US are still awaiting the cheaper Chinese version.

Why do we have hot water heaters when hot water doesn't need to be heated?

I've often wondered about that myself.:hmmm:


If two people type the same words at the same time, are they stereotyping?

More a waist of time I guess.

What do you prefer?
A good old book or an E-Reader?

Book

What do you prefer; good old bookie or online gambling?

Bookies



Now why cant I think of a question?

Because you've been stunned by Australia's bowling this morning. :O:

How many poms were out in the first hour of play today?

I don't even know what a "pom" is :oops:

Can you tell me what a "pom" is?

It has several possible sourcesz but the most common is a shortening of POHM or Prisoner Of His Majesty. Its Australian for anyone from England or Britain.

Can we get anothe wicket soon?

Hopefully not :smug:



Will Bell get another ashes 100?

Most certainly :smug:

Will England win the series?

No :smug:

Surprised?