If Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber were drowning in a swimming pool, what type of sandwich would you make?

A woman rings her Mother-in-Law and says "Can you please tell me who's job it is to change a child if it poos itself?"
She replies, "Sorry dear but it's always the mums job",
"Fine," she said, "Can you come over, your son got drunk and s**t himself."

On this forum?


A submarine sandwich of course. :Kaleun_Wink:

:har:
Actually? I'd forgo the sandwich and just video the event.
Probably get 7 million hits on YouTube.

I just got fired from my job as a set designer.

I left without making a scene.

My wifes dancing is terrible, she has two left feet. I should never have married a woman from Chernobyl.

An attractive lady and an old man are sitting next to each other on a bus, the following conversation takes place.

Lady: Can you help me get something off my breasts please?
Old man: Yeah sure it would be my pleasure, what is it?
Lady: Your eyes

I walked by a homeless guy, he had a sign that said "One day this could be you."
So I put my money back in my pocket in case he was right.

The wife and I have decided not to have children... The kids are taking it particularly badly.

Getting some good clever ones now. Well done. :up:

Best joke of the year :O:

My wife Ivy has been in isolation for over a week now... She's climbing the walls.

My wife told me I was one in a million. After looking though her text messages I found out she was right.