Granted, but still less embarrasing than some other countries I suspect.

I wish lead was soluble.

Granted, but it changes form to this:
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/6...twiki01fp4.jpg

...and you get lead poisoning.


I wish i had an army of umpa lumpa twinki robots.

Granted, but like their not-so-distant cousins from page 40, they too are treacherous and overthrow you as soon as you almost win

I wish Bernard would get transferred to a boat not under my command

Granted, but after a board of review, Bernard is given command of a boat and you are the junior member on that boat.

I wish I could have another tamale.

Granted, but you'll have to pay for it!

I wish for a free, untainted, easy to reach, glass of not-scathingly warm chocolate...

Granted, but as you go to take a sip, the handle of the mug breaks and your free, untainted, easy to reach, glass of not-scathingly warm chocolate lands on your computer. This creates a cascading series of failures that wrecks your system and destroys all of your data.

I wish there was enough free lager for all to have their fill, including me!

Granted, but we all have the sense not to drink so much while you get so drunk you enter a railroad tunnel and get squished by a train

I wish I had authentic un-ruined, un-ruinable color photographs of the Battle of Lissa

Granted. But they are the photos of two woman fighting. One is named Lissa.

I wish I could have a magic button that would make anything happen that i tell it.:D

Granted! We, the Subsim community, gladly contributed in acquiring your precious photographs of both battles (1811 and 1866) but as per the contract you signed, you are now a slave to more than 30,000+ Radioroom members.

DAMMIT: Beaten by Task_Force!

Granted, as you push the button, an airlock opens and you are sucked into oblivion!

I wish Raptor1 would specify what battle of Lissa is he referring to...

Granted, but it fails because you press a button, you don't talk to it.

I wish liquids weren't absorbable.

Granted. But you spill your drink all over your floor and cant clean it up.

I wish termites didnt exsist.;)

Granted, but it now becomes impossible to wash yourself with any form of flannel, sponge or rag-on-a-stick, so you live out your days grubby and stinky until you die of thirst as your body cannot absorb water.

I wish I could type a reply without having to go back and correct all of my mistakes.

Bloody hell, beaten by Task Force. I should learn to type faster!

Granted, but now giant wood eating ferrets have set up camp in your home and are starting their feast.....now.

Granted, but do you really want dowly over at your house?

I wish I could see these guys in concert:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izCMn...eature=related

Granted, but Jimbuna recognises you, calls you up on stage and embarrases the hell out of you in a variety of strange ways.

I wish my cats weren't gradually trying to ruin the house.

Uh oh, Tango finally lost it

EDIT: Nevermind

Granted, he stops gradually trying and destroys it immediately with some TNT (As part of the 2nd cat invasion)

I wish Tango would stop escalating the conflict