To the deepest seabed.

Will we ever witness alien existence?

A. Yes, you only have to look around at Joe Public to see the sheer number of space cadets and persons living in another world/reality.

Q. Does NASA stamp the passports of legal aliens?

Illegal aliens don't have passports.

Was that a trick question?

A. Not a trick question. Some illegal aliens can still have a passport, just one that has not been offiically seen or stamped because of their method of illegal entry.

Q. Should aliens be charged a landing fee?

Only if those who reside underwater are charged a swimming fee.

What comes after origin?

A. 'al'. I would expect original to be the next word in the dictionary.

Q. In which direction do flying saucers rotate?

Depends on how drunk the pilot is.


Have you lost your nose to alien poachers who want it for human horn?


You don't understand the question! Tough, you clearly don't watch FUTURAMA.

Your right, I don't.

Can we agree to disagree?

Not if I disagree to your agreement ageeing with me...


Where do you look when you've lost your mind?...


<O>

The brain depositary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=m7-bMBuVmHo

Is it in my head?

Yes...the abnormal one though.

Ever found a four leaf clover?

A. Yes, but it did not taste very nice. Prefer corriander.

Q. Why is grass green?

Some grass is yellow and a variety of shades between that and white.

I've just remembered what I have to do...you also?

A. Yes, I knotted a piece of string to remind me.

Q. If my string had two knots, which would be the first to do?

You tell me.

Why is a ice bun called a ice bun where clearly there is no ice on the bun?

Ice as in frozen water smart arse. :har:

I always thought it was an iced bun because it had icing on it.

Who will win the election in Australia tomorrow?

You

What will Tarjaks first new law will be?

Ban the pommy cricket team from touring Australia without promising to lose the Ashes.

Who said I wouldn't make a great PM?

Your wife?

Why is it called a wolf whistle when those animals are unable to?

Good ole english language. That's why.

Spam. What is it good for?