A. I am all at sea. :arrgh!:

Q. If models are made of plastic, then are super models made from silicone?

That's a misunderstanding. Not all that appears big is made of silicone :D

Where can one best draw the line?

In front on ones toes.

Is line dancing truly the work of the devil?

A. Standing just behind it.

Q. How far do you need to go to cross the line?

Edit: I was answering Enigma's question before TarJak, but the same answer will do as well.

I'll ask her when she gets in from work.

Why do they call it life insurance?

A. To call it a death benefit would be to tempting to some couples.

Q. How much are you supposed to tip the Grim Reaper?

I find the Grim Reaper is best when tipped to an angle of 204°.

http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/332/3v7.gif

Or was it 214°?

A. It could be easier to tip to 156 degrees the other way instead.

Q. If someone is horizontal, just how laid back are they?

90 degrees.

Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?

Because you need to get out quikly.

What do they mean with "a slow train running"

Well I've never seen one fly.

Why do they make scented toilet paper?

A. So that ladies smell of roses wherever they go.

Q. How deep is downtown?

Baritone

why is pot pourie such a bugger to dissolve in gravy?

Try an acid bath for a quicker acting solution.

Why do they report power outages on TV?

A. So that when the power is back on and you review your VCR recording of the news you will know why the TV went off. Of course this does mean having an UPS for the VCR.:)

Q. Is it still a power blackout if it happens in the daylight?