Granted It is dorpping all tomorrow.

i wish I could stop feeling like we were on are boat still.:-?

Granted, you now feel like a ton of pennies have been dropped on your head

I wish I could successfully circumnavigate the globe with only a spoon and a rubber duck in 10 days

Granted, you could....but only if the airline allowed you to inflate your rubber duck inflight.

I wish work was finished before it started.

Granted, but that means only work in cue can be done.

I wish that people weren't lazy.

Granted, they are now hardworking. But they just can't seem to find a job. They can't help you with housework right now, either, because they have a stomachache. But they'll do it first thing tommorrow. Oh wait, they forgot they had a thing tommorrow. Well, they'll get back to lyou later about it. Also, could you bring them a beer?

Their feet hurt, too.

Please?
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I wish I could invent something useful.

Granted, but the beer is poisoned with the blood of a cow that's been rotting for a week in the hot sun of the Great Plains.

I wish that people could never lie.

Granted, they often stand as well.

I wish this horrible bitch sitting opposite me hadn't asked for a lift to the doctors.

Granted, she want's a lift home to yours for a bit of how's yer father.

I wish Jim would stop going on about the bitch sitting opposite him.

Granted, but then he started blabbing about another horrible bitch sitting beside him... :lol:

I wish that I have an authentic, functional, indestructible, never will go ape on me WWII Jeep with a working .50 cal M2 Browning...

Granted, you're a fat, divorced, obsessed American WW2 re-enactor whose only joy in life is the jeep he will have to maitain for the short bit of his life that remains before he dies of a heart-attack. Also you must feel shamed that German re-enactors have cooler unifroms and gear. And for once, they outnumber Americans.

Granted, you die horribly for breaking the rules of the thread

I wish UnderseaLcpl would learn how to play, again

Granted, UnderseaLcpl now adheres to the thread rules and every time you, Raptor1, post a dream, no one but him can crush it, over, and over and over for all eternity...

I wish for someone to crush this wish in the most crushing manner possible...

Granted, your wish is crushed against a black hole by a dozen neutron stars travelling at 90% of the velocity of light. It is then chopped up, ground into a powder, mixed with swamp sludge and eaten by a small yappy dog.

I wish the light at the end of the tunnel was not an oncoming train.

Granted, it is now the police helicopter's searchlight, they finally got to you

I wish the Commies would all die

Granted, but then we have a problem with Fascists!

I wish Red China would have a very embarrasing Olympics...