No...but you can.

What is the capital of Assyria?

Buttsville?

Why do women resist parking correctly?

It genetic.

If visitors arrive early is it rude to tell them to wait?

Generally, no.

Name 1 reason why an espresso can taste 'burnt'?

If your tongue is burnt.

Whats the worst thing that has happened to you?

Life. Humans are such dickheads.

Do you use a Webcam?

No

What is your favorite historical period?

HunterICX

WW2.

Name a time where humanity was all down and out?

When the Martian invasion succeeded.

What is the thing your most afraid of?

Loosing my wife

How many times a day do you visit Subsim?

Somewhere between 10 and a whole lot more than 10.

What is your favorite song?

Honey, by Tiesto.

do you use firefox?

It has eludet me, ... I'm more in tune with Opera.

To be, or not two bees?

Three bees.
To much you think?

Way TOO much in my opinion.

Where did you learn to spell?

efriwehr... but sckool.

do you know spanish?

Nope. Just a few words.

I don't mind that someone tells me that I made a mistake, as long as it is done with respect.
After all English isn't my native language.

What do you think?

I think I need to apologize because I didn't know.

Do you accept the apology?

Only if your offering.

If you could paint anything what would you paint?

The sky.
or an 109 F

do you have a virtual Machine installed on your main Operating System?