A joke is a very serious thing.

After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Not really a comment...just a link to some great military related artwork from a famous painter of the "Tora Tora Tora" movie publicity paintings.

https://www.mccallstudios.com/tora-tora-tora/

Might be unknown to some here, but well known to others...:)

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.

If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.

Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

The biggest danger of taking your child to a drag show is that a christian could show up with a gun.