Everybody wants to be Bill. :nope:

I don't smoke and I don't shift. I do, however, have a left-handed monkey wrench I'll sell you cheap.

You can do anything you like. Just do it far away from me.

I don't make house calls. Tell your neighbor you'll massage his feet - for the right price.

Dear Steve,

Do women really have a G-spot...If so, I can't find it. I even looked with a flashlight and saw nothing that looked like a G.

Regards,

Searching in St. Louis.

Dear Steve,

What does a prostate exam feel like?

Signed,

Curious...

I could have my wife call him.....if it's OK with Dr. Steve...

:o:o:o

Signed

Not Curious at all...

Did she tell you "Gee, I can't spot it"? That could be a clue.

It's not in the doghouse. You are. I sense a pattern here.

Ask Puckered in Poughkeepsie. He knows.

Do you hate your wife? If you do that, for better or for worse you're gonna lose her.

Dear Steve

My friends say that I'm not normal

Because I'm not interested in woman and beer

But only in cookies and candy

Regards
The cookie monster

Your "friends" are two guys who live together, a joker who thinks it's cool to live in a garbage can and a giant yellow canary who's been five years old since 1969! What do they know about normal?

Have a cookie, and pass me the milk.

I could lose her.....:Kaleun_Cheers::Kaleun_Cheers:

Drinks on me....

I din't look in the doghouse, I looked in a book, a can of soup....I don't a clue where she lost it at, but she says "I'll never find it....."

I'll keep looking, no telling where she dropped it.

Edit: I thought maybe it fell out of her car when she opened the door in the drive, she always losing stuff there, so I went looking...She asked me what I was doing, and I told her I was looking for her Gspot...She told me not to worry, someone already found it, so one less worry in the world.....thanks anyway.