-No last defiant words, Doctor Jones?
-.......I like Ike...

"I am not economically viable."
William "Bill" Foster / D-Fens, Falling Down

Glory days, well they'll pass you by
Glory days, in the wink of a young girl's eye
Glory days, Glory days

From the song Glory Days, by Bruce Springsteen.

I don't know if this has been posted before, but I just saw the movie today:

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' But to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?"
-Dirty Harry

Nope, nobody posted that one yet.

Reminds me of a favorite scene, though. Everybody seems to know Dirty Harry's "Go ahead. Make my day", but there was one from the same era that I like a lot better - from Billy Jack.

Girl has been kidnapped to draw the hero out. When he rides up on a horse with a rifle out, the crooked cop grabs the girl and threatens to shoot her.
Cop: "Drop the gun or the girl gets it!"
Billy Jack: "Go ahead."
Cop: "What? You mean you'd kill this girl, just like that?"
Billy Jack: "No, you'll kill her. And then I'll kill you - just like that."

I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free! If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker! Especially you!
-Homer Simpson
from "The Simpsons Movie"

-I am NOT the Messiah!
-I say you are Lord, and I should know, I've followed a few!

-I have a vewy big fweind in Wome called "Biggus Dickus"!

-We must pay homage to him.
-Homage!? You're all drunk! It's disgusting!

-Thitithenth! We have Thamthon the Thagutethe Thtrangler, Thilath the Athyrian Athathin, theveral thubverthive thribes from Theatharea...



Life of Brian...priceless.

Very nice, Biggles, except that you misspelled "Bigguth Dickuth"

"I'm Spartacus!" "No, I'm Spartacus!" "No, I'm Spartacus!" (just crediting the original)

"I'm Brian, and so's my wife!"

It comes from 'A funny thing happened on the way to the mods workshop'. :D

WRONG, my dear old chap.

While Biggus Dickus can't say "s" or syllables of the kind, his friend (or should I say "fwiend"?) Pontius Pilate has no problem what so ever. However, Pilate can't pronounce "r", but instead he says "w" (or just "v").

Example:

-Thwow him to the floow.
-What's that Sir?
-Thwow him to the floow!

Haha, I was right and you were wrong for once!:arrgh!:

But I'm glad you like Life of Brian as I do^^

-Brothers brothers, we should be struggeling together!
-We are...Oooow!
-We musn't fight eachother! Surely we should unite against the common enemy!
-.......THE JUDEAN PEOPLE'S FRONT!?
-NONO THE ROMANS!!!!
-.......Oh yeah.......

"That's not a real gun"

John Lennon

"Before you insult someone, always walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you do insult them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."


"Oh! I see your point!"
"Why? Have my trousers fallen down? No they're up, I can see they're up... Oh! I see your point."
"Why? Have my trousers fallen down? No they're up, I can see they're up... Oh! I see your point."
"Why? Have my trousers fallen down? Help help! We're stuck in some sort of nob gag Bermuda Triangle!" Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson, Bottom Live Hooligan's Island


"The days of man are but as grass: for he flourisheth as the flower of the field. For as soon as wind goeth over it, it is gone: and the place thereof shall know it no more."


"The liver is evil and must be punished!"


"I'm only here because my server is down."


"I'm not a nerd! I'm a level 18 Paladin."

You have got to be kidding me. :rotfl:

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

The Encyclopedia Galactica, in its chapter on Love states that it is far too complicated to define. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: Avoid, if at all possible.

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions. Woody Allen