Yes, but since it was in disguise, I didn't notice it at first and it got away...


What, me worry?...


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:har::har::har:


You should worry, Morbo's space fleet is on the way.

Dose anyone know where jim's secret stash of beer is kept?

I most certainly do :smug:

Are you feeling lucky punk? Well are you?

Having drunk half of your beer stash, yes I feel lucky that I drank the half that wasn't Fosters.

Why does Jim like drinking Fosters so much?

It helped celebrate our T20 victory over your lot today.

How many tests is it now since Australia last won one?

Two...If you count this year's men and women's England teams beating them. :DL

Is it true we have to defend the Ashes down under this winter?

Yes it starts in November



Will the Cons get another thrashing?

Yes, particularly if the Pros put up a good fight...


If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to see it, will the ground hog see its shadow?...


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Only if the sun is shining.

Why won't women accept the inevitable?

A. Because their heads are full of fluffy kittens, perhaps? :hmmm:

Q. How black is coal?

The same colour black as is oil.

Will there ever be an uncertain reality?

Dark black.

Sheriff Andy Taylor of Mayberry took over the job of Sheriff from this man? It wasn't Poindexter.

I will only accept the correct answer.

He took over from me. You should know by now that correct answers are the exact opposite of what this thread is about.

Why do so many people insist on acting like me, when they know I'm such a bad influence?

Our concern is not acting like an ass, but looking like one.

Who had sex with Ginger on the island?

The gingerbread man of course.

Were you still waiting in the queue?

If queue is a recliner brand, then yes.

Name a founding father?

Sir John A MacDonald.:D You didn't say what country.

What country?

Your favourite.

What's your favourite mode of transportation?

This is the 'Ask The Next Person a Question' thread, not the 'Bad Jokes' thread.

Motorcycle.

How high can a man fly?

As high as his propulsion system will take him.

How far can seafood extender extend seafood to?