Granted, but this universe only exists in your own mind, therefore you are the only one in it. You soon go mad and take to ordering yourself around.

I wish my mind was all knowledgeable.

Granted, but it decided that you are keeping him down and left you for a better place

I wish I could make a donation

Granted, you will donate AU$100 million to me.

I wish that Raptor1 would hurry up with the money!

Granted, but I sent it before we managed to stabilize the Atlantic, so a German U-Boat sunk the transport carrying your money :D

I wish I had 24 CVEs for a +4 modifier

Granted, but I can't give it to you because I have no idea what you're talking about. I'd imagine it has something to do with electronics, but I still don't know. I'll give you a dollar instead.

I wish that I knew what a CVE for a +4 modifier was.

Granted, but the explanation makes your brain bleed.

I wish Stealth Hunter would find out about Escort Carriers and their modifying effects the Allies efforts in the Atlantic when playing AWAW was less painful.

Granted, it now kills him instantly and painlessly.

I wish Stealth Hunter were still alive:cry:

Granted, but then by your own dream shootdown, he would just die over and over and over.

I wish I could concentrate on my stupid paper instead of posting long and boring posts about nuclear accidents.

Granted, but when you come to turn it in you learn that you were supposed to write it on nuclear accidents

I wish people would stop criticizing the safety of nuclear reactors without knowing what they're talking about :damn:

Granted, but your stupid paper is...toilet paper.

I wish plants were volatile.

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I wish wishes had fewer calories.

Granted, you become the official tester for New Diet Wishes, Zero Calories, Zero fulfillment. Too bad they also have no substance and are loaded with toxic chemicals.

I wish I knew what this stupid key unlocked.

Granted it opens Pandora's Box and now all of the evils of mankind escaped. Thanks buddy!

I wish I had some nice shrimp with lobster sauce for dinner yum

Granted, the shrimp came from the harbor (actually near a dry dock) and the sauce was "recycled" from a dumpster... Bon appetite!

I wish for an unlimited quantity of legal tender currency...

Granted, here is your fortune... in pennies....dropped on your head...all at the same time

I wish my internet connection would not be dropping so much tonight