Granted, and it will be dawn in - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - Now...

I wish all the world was a stage.

Granted, there's one leaving tomorrow...make sure your on it.

I wish toothache was funny.

Granted, you are now addicted to it

I wish I could stop the socialists from overthrowing the righteous government (That would be me, King Raptor I) of the Authoritarian Democratic Market Liberal Paternal Autocratic Fascist Imperialist Republic of Raptorland and installing themselves as the rulers of the Soviet Socialist Republic of Raptoristan

Granted, but as no-one else lives in this place, the ensuing civil war send you round the bend.

I wish I had a +7 ASW modifier.

I can't bring myself to crush that :cry:

But I can...

Granted, so you strike a mine instead.

I wish Rome had been built in a day.

Granted, but then suddenly, a strangelet appeared on Rome and the city and the rest of the world was destroyed in a day...

I wish Harry Potter novel series didn't exist...

Granted the Harry Potter series of books have all disappeared. But there are some harry potter fans out there that are ready to kill you and they will eventualy do so.:lol:

I wish there were 28 hours in a day.

Granted, you now live on planet Hoosbaine which has a 28 hour day. The rest of us stay right here on earth.

I wish I was having a day off tomorrow. (Luckily I really am! :D)

Granted, but that means Earth would have to be slightly farther from the sun. Unfortunately, this causes climate problems and makes life on Earth unsuitable for humans. Every species on the planet dies out, and we become an arid, deserted planet much like Mars.

I wish that the Big Rip would occur.

Two dreams, one post... :hmm:

This is most righteous! :arrgh!:

Granted, then suddenly the phone rang and your boss needs you at the office! :rotfl:

Granted, the Big Rip does occur and since everyone posting at this thread is so sick and tired of reading of doomsday dreams, nobody would care... :lol:

I wish for someone to buy me some pizza!

Granted, I am that someone so you'll have to come to Australia to pick up your pizza before I eat it. Sorry I don't deliver.

I wish cross posting was less likely.

Granted, but that means stricter posting time limits.

I wish that I had background theme music that would play throughout my life (except for when I'm sleeping).

Granted, but you have to make a donation :roll:

I wish reality didn't have any real troubles

Granted.

All your real trubbles vanish and life becomes bliss. You never encounter any problems
in life. However, slowly you start to become beset by a gripping fear of ghosts, divine
wrath, the living dead and other unreal troubles.
So powerful and ever present are your unreal troubles, they cause you to flee from you
home, flee from your town, your country. You spend your last days running from a
host of imagined problems and fears until your feet are warn to the bone and your
mind totaly deranged. In this state you die lonely, terrified and confused.


I wish I became a "universal man", skilled in every craft, fully knowlageable in every
subject etc.