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Tall people were all shot years ago for looking down on the rest of us.
Have you ever met a nice south african? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v439zTOJVho |
No but I have seen a elephant fly!
Why can't I win the bloody lottery? |
It's rigged against those you hate the Tories.
Have you ever taken a piss in a phone booth? |
No but I've locked up a fair few that have...of both genders.
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? |
Because it means no bloody what so ever :haha:
Have you ever farted and followed through with no toilet in the near distance? :haha: |
Of course not and mind your manners young man!! :stare:
http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/6...nimationli.gif Why do flamingos stand on only one leg? |
Because they are odd balls.
Are you member of the radical white ice cream liberation front? |
No.
Are you? |
Yes..Hate that yellow stuff.
Have you taken a bath in whipped cream? |
No, but my tounge has.
Have you ever had a tongue bath? |
No but I've had a tongue lashing.
Why do I have almost as much hair round my bum as on my head, it doesn't get cold? |
I hope your not going blind as well :03:
Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? |
Because god hates us.
Why did SyFy make Sharknado? Just.........why? *cuts himself and sobs* |
Because Columbia Studios went bust.
Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight? |
Scientists are working on that but for now it remains a mystery.
Is there any 'ham' in a hamburger? |
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