Granted, it now claws your fingers to pieces.

I wish winning was addictive.

Granted, winning is addictive but it doesn't mean you'll win every time. People lose more then they win, heres to the new losing addiction!



I wish I lived in Europe...

Granted, you live In Belarus' Zone of Alienation. Enjoy your cancer and radiation sickness.

I wish I had a popsicle.

Granted, you now have a single splinter from a Popsicle stick!

Enjoy!

I wish for a glass of fresh, untainted, potable water...

Ruin my popsicle, will you?:x

Granted, you have a glass of fresh, untained, potable water, but you're not thirsty.
You save it until you are thirsty but it becomes tainted by airborne microbes and you get sick from it.

I wish that my plans would always succeed.

Granted they always succed but they also always fail at the end.

I wish I had a set of speakers.

Granted, you have a set of speakers from a Who concert, after Pete Townshend is finished with them.

I wish I had a set of The Who's speakers too.

Granted, you can have the set used by Pete Moon.

I wish I owned the magic bus.

Granted, but the bus left an hour ago and there isn't another until tomorrow.

I wish Jimbuna's dancing lessons would hurry up and finish.

Granted, his DAUGHTERS been dropped off for HER dancing lessons, but when he returns home, TarJak has left TS and gone to bed. :lol:

I wish all the world was in the same time zone.

Granted, but this is causing several basic laws of the universe to be broken (again). Since no two places can have the exact same time (down to seconds), the Earth must shrink in order for the time between the zones to become more accurate. Unfortunately, it's still impossible, and the Earth shrinks into a singularity before disappearing altogether.

I wish that I had the hat of Maximilian von Spee.

Granted, but it's in tiny pieces lying on the bottom of the South Atlantic, and you have to look for it

I wish I had Reinhard Scheer's hat

Granted, but it's locked away in a museum in Hamburg and you can't reach it.

I wish that I had a real Pour le Merite in my own possession.

granted but by this time you would have died of old age.

I wish pizza did not upset my stomach. :(

Granted, it now upsets your bowels instead.

I wish this day was night.