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A. Because that would be less fun.
Q. Why are feet so ticklish? |
Because they're closely related to the armpits.
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? |
A. Helath and safety.
Q. Why is a flight data recorder called a black box when it is orange? |
The inventor was colour blind.
Why did the pot call the kettle black? |
Racism, pure racism I would say.
When stand on your head while eating, how come the food will still end up in your stomach? |
All to do with Aliens looking up your bottom.
Are the French a load of dirty sods who don't wash? |
A. Qui.
Q. Why are French waiters all called Garcon? |
They all share the same parentage.
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? |
A. They were all too busy enjoying the roasted unicorn.
Q. Where did the flood water go? |
I bottled it and sold it.
Killer Fog, what's that all about? |
Its all about to creep up on you and then you'll find out.
Where can I get Ashes tickets? |
Get pulled over for speeding and when the cop gives you a ticket, put a match to it. See if that works.:D
Ashes to ashes, funk to: What? |
Funky.
Can Major Tom hear anything? |
Only from ground control
Why is this? @ TarJak http://www.ecb.co.uk/tickets/tickets-lords,225,BP.html |
Because.
Why do ballet dancers dance on their toes? Why doesn't the company just hire taller dancers? |
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