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rifleman13 08-01-08 05:05 AM
Granted, you win the lottery but the other 20,743,299 Australians win also. The winnings awarded to you will be about AU$2.41 (two dollars, 41 cents)!
Don't spend it all in one place! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: :arrgh!:

I know somewhere in this thread this has already been wished, so...

I wish for world peace...

Raptor1 08-01-08 05:07 AM
Granted, you have once again turned the world into a boring place, this time permanently as all the bored people leave the planet to colonize Mars and you are left alone with a bunch of hippies and tree-mugger...err...huggers, which are eventually driven insane and start killing each other all over again, including you

I wish for mayhem and chaos

DemonTraitor 08-01-08 05:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raptor1
Granted, you have once again turned the world into a boring place, this time permanently as all the bored people leave the planet to colonize Mars and you are left alone with a bunch of hippies and tree-mugger...err...huggers, which are eventually driven insane and start killing each other all over again, including you

I wish for mayhem and chaos
Granted: you wake up in Zimbabwe...


I wish I could venture into space (in a massive self-sustaining cruiser) on a life-time voyage of exploration...

Randomizer 08-01-08 06:24 AM
Granted, but your massive life-sustaining cruiser has a top speed of 8 km/hr and so you don't get to explore too much.

I wish it was open season on maritime pirates.

TarJak 08-01-08 07:52 AM
Granted, You are now top of the hit list.

I wish wishing worked.

UnderseaLcpl 08-01-08 09:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TarJak
Granted, You are now top of the hit list.

I wish wishing worked.
Granted, now we are all subject to the myriad of bizarre occurences wished for in this thread, as well as the destruction of the universe, reality, time and whatever else was mostly posted by Randomizer and Raptor1 about 40 times over.

I wish I had a plasma rifle.

Raptor1 08-01-08 09:11 AM
Granted, but because plasma rifles aren't invented yet it causes a rift in the space-time continuum which causes the ultimate destruction of the universe, again

I wish for time to be always 10:00 AM

rifleman13 08-01-08 09:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raptor1
Granted, but because plasma rifles aren't invented yet it causes a rift in the space-time continuum which causes the ultimate destruction of the universe, again

I wish for time to be always 10:00 AM
Granted, now the all life on Earth is extinct due to halt of its rotation...

I wish we will not wish for anymore potential doomsday scenarios...

Jimbuna 08-01-08 09:37 AM
Granted, we now widh for deathsday scenarios.

I wish my headache would go.

Platapus 08-01-08 09:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbuna

I wish my headache would go.
Granted but the elections are not until November and the change of office does not occur until 20 Jan 09 so it will be a while

I wish I could just think about my paper and it would write itself.

DemonTraitor 08-01-08 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Platapus
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimbuna

I wish my headache would go.
Granted but the elections are not until November and the change of office does not occur until 20 Jan 09 so it will be a while

I wish I could just think about my paper and it would write itself.
Granted: But, because males think about sex every 7 seconds, your paper is dismissed under grounds of indecency, you are expelled/fired/chucked out and you live the rest of your life in the gutter.


I wish I had a nappy on so I did not have to keep getting up to go to the toilet!

Jimbuna 08-01-08 12:17 PM
Granted, but you now suffer from chronic nappy rash.

I wish my keyboard was a 'self typer'.

Randomizer 08-01-08 12:36 PM
Granted, but it no longer will accept any input from you.

I wish I knew where socks go when they disappear in the laundry.

Platapus 08-01-08 01:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Randomizer

I wish I knew where socks go when they disappear in the laundry.

Granted but then your house is overrun with communist gnomes* and the DHS invades your house

I wish my glass of water could not be, at the same time, both half full and half empty.



* http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=24013

Stealth Hunter 08-01-08 01:47 PM
Granted, but you're breaking several basic laws of the universe as well as principle. Incidentally since this only applies to you, you're driven to insanity and you end up shooting yourself.

I wish that little Zero would stop clawing my toes to pieces.


@Randomizer: FOOL. Everybody knows they go to Narnia.


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