Meanwhile in Russia:
http://imgur.com/gallery/PmCen

This is next to brilliant and typically Russian. Simple but effective.

When I was a recruit, I forgot my rifle 2-3 times, which was a big deal but the consequences where laughable.
Like some push ups and writing a page of "why i should not..."

I did learn - but sure not due to the 'severe consequences'.
I'm sure that if I'd had to carry a heavy wooden assault rifle with me for at least a day, I'd never forget my rifle again somewhere.
That problem occurred a lot as well when I was a drill instructor, actually daily. Recruits are not used to having a rifle with them all the time, so they often forget it after putting it next to a tree or something.
I loved 'stealing' the rifles as a DI myself whenever I found them leaning/lying around somewhere, then asking the recruit "where's your rifle?" and watching them going crazy because they can't find it... oh and then punish them for that.

Good times! :D

Poor people are crazy
Rich people are eccentric :D

What if he was a billionaire and was living like a poor in a trailer ?

Or

What if he was poor and was living as a billionaire ?

^
And you think you're confused...

http://i.imgur.com/fwnfcA1.jpg

^ payback!
 

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com...pg?w=500&h=617:salute:

Must have been Luftwaffe...:shifty:
No one in my unit ever forgot his rifle as we had them with us permanently when we were outside.

Well, you know what army stands for?

Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday :O:

NAVY: Never Again Volunteer Yourself