Depends on how tight the duck is


Do you think the duck would mind?

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No I enjoy it...

Is orville kinky?

A. Kinky or perverse depends on if you use a feather or the whole duck!

Q. Is a feather duster kinky, or is it just the way the maid uses it?

Oh I think the maid plays a major part.

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

A In case the plane hits the water upside down

Q Why does a woman need a 50" £2000 tv to watch soap ???

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Short sighted cow.

Oops that's torn it...STEED is sexist pig. :haha:

OK option two...keeping up with the Joane's.



Who the heck are these Joane's?

I prefer to keep up with the Jones's

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

A. So they can drive to the rest of the US when the bridge is complete.

Q. Can some of the interstate in Hawaai be used as a runway for aircraft like other parts if the US?

Can't tell. I couldn't find Hawaai on any map.
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Why claim UK inhabitants there are 8 days in a week, while there are actually only 7 days in a week?

Because they include a "hard day's night" in their workweek.


Why does a "Leap Year" have only one extra day in it, instead of an extra year?

Probably not a very good jumper.

Why are violets blue and not violet?

Because not all Roses are red either.:D

What if a Violet, Rose to the occasion?

Better watch out for the barbs on the stem then.

Why are you expected to slow down in a speed zone?

If you didn't you could miss the sign "Speed Zone"

What is a waiter waiting for?

A A tip usually ;)

Q Why don't bulldogs have horns