SUBSIM Radio Room Forums - Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

Granted, you are smashed by free-falling felines and cascading canines as you step out of the car at the grocery store.

I wish crushed dreams were refundable.

Platapus

07-30-08 03:44 PM

I know that I am flagrantly violating the rules of the game by responding to a past wish but I just can't let this one go. This is too good of a straight line.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tango589

I wish it really would rain cats and dogs.

Granted but then you would end up stepping in a big poodle and getting your shoes wet.

There I said it, and I am proud and I would do it again :rock:

May the board forgive my violation. :oops:

TarJak

07-30-08 08:40 PM

OOOOHHHH goody two wishes to crush at once! :D

Granted, the board has forgiven you, but the previous poster has driven a gold ball though your head with a mallet in retaliation. Meanwhile the board has refunded UnderseaLcpl's wish but because of his judicious use of the mallet and golfball will now prevent him from making any further wishes.

I wish I had the patent to high tensile monofilament thread manufacture.

nikimcbee

07-30-08 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

Granted, but i have out sourced my dream-crushing to her:

http://www.united-nations-of-beer.co...s/superfat.jpg

I wish I could post this picture again:http://www.united-nations-of-beer.co...s/superfat.jpg

Now I dare you to crush this dream, because she will crush you first!:rotfl:

rifleman13

07-30-08 10:39 PM

Granted, but I inform her of copyright laws and she sues you for copyright infringement!:rotfl::arrgh!:

I wish I had a lifetime supply of non-perishable chocolate!

Randomizer

07-30-08 10:48 PM

Granted, but for you this works out to about 25 grams. Better take it easy on the stuff.

I wish that I could get those images of Nikimcbee's sweetheart out of my brain.

TarJak

07-31-08 01:56 AM

Granted, but this is the image you use to block it:

http://ekonefe.files.wordpress.com/2.../ugly-alan.jpg

I wish I owned a TARDIS

Jimbuna

07-31-08 04:10 AM

Granted, but you forget where you left it.

I wish the bitch sitting opposite me would stop picking her nose.

Platapus

07-31-08 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

I wish the bitch sitting opposite me would stop picking her nose.

Granted, but then she would start picking your nose instead.

I wish mornings came a little later in the day (yawn).

UnderseaLcpl

07-31-08 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

I wish mornings came a little later in the day (yawn).

Granted, Earth's rotation is slowed significantly, leading to scorching days, frigid nights, and unprecedented storm activity.

I wish string theory was fun.

Raptor1

07-31-08 04:36 AM

Granted, but now nights come out twice as late

EDIT: Damn you, UnderseaLcpl

Granted, it's so fun that you waste the rest of your life on it and have no time to crush dreams at all

I wish jimbuna would get rid of the bitch sitting opposite to him once and for all

TarJak

07-31-08 05:54 AM

Granted, she has left Jimbuna's place of employ to come and live with you. Bad habits and all...

I wish there were no carp in our rivers.

Jimbuna

07-31-08 06:40 AM

Granted, the only thing your hook catches from now on is the odd 'cart'.

I wish nervous tension was fun.

rifleman13

07-31-08 07:28 AM

Granted, but the nervous tension dropped you straight to the hospital...

I wish my sister was mute.

Raptor1

07-31-08 08:38 AM

Granted, now she can't warn you of the train that's about to ram your house

I wish trains needed roads and cars needed rails