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granted the were to mark out a runway for his bombers within range
of Raptorland.

I wish bigfoot would capture a couple of the good ol boys from Georgia
and have there tripod camera found after the fact.:hmm:

Granted, but seeing as their cameras are found stuck up their orifices, no viewable photos are recovered.

I wish everyone was anal retentive.

Granted, however having retained analy for so long the world is overcome by the stench of flatulence and colostomy fluids.

I wish that crush was less disgusting

Granted, but only slightly

I wish the Socialists will go revolt somewhere else, and I won't be effected by them ever again

Granted, they leave you allone.
But now you are ruled by die hard capitalists who enslave you for the rest of your life.

I wish I wouldn't be so tired every day.:cry:

Granted, now you can't play IL-2 until 3:30AM

I wish I could finish this before it's time

Granted, 'this' has been finished, but 'in time'

I wish my dinner was ready.

Granted, but you don't like it.

I wish I could understand jimbuna better on TS.:oops:

Granted, but, once again, your dinner is ready at my house and I am enjoying the heck out of it

Edit : 2nd crush Granted, but now you go totally bonkers because you understand him and end up in an insane asylum

I wish those two bigfoot idiots were from anyplace other than Georgia

Granted, they came from your house

I wish I could get Great Naval Battles 4 to run properly on my DOS Virtual Machine

Granted, but soon after, your DOS Virtual machine was destroyed by Hugh Laurie who was dressed up as Gordon Brown, because he is a communist spy, on a non-stop mission to crush capitalism. (admit it, you were not expecting that)


I wish Raptorland would grant the glorious puppet state of Ubootcomradecountry its independance.

Granted that would be nice. However, soon afterwards, Ubercomeradecountry would finish the development of it's strategic missile system and after the dictator took over and launched the missiles, the end of the world would be a forgone conclusion.

Now what I wish were that I would win the lottery, be given the money in cash, and be able to take a couple of weeks' vacation to go to the Subsim 2008 meeting where I could wine and dine with all of the great Subsim people out there.

Granted, because I'm going and I would be your bestist friend in the whole wide world.

I wish NealT comes true.

Granted, both of your wishes come true, you get married at the subsim meeting and live happily ever after

I wish I could have thought of a better crush

Granted, but the crush is so much better that you are blamed with conspiracy and are imprisoned for life in an obscure army base

I wish I had the most magnificent piece of art to prove to Schroeder once and for all that I am the greatest artist in the world

Granted, but before Schroeder sees it, a professional art thief stole your masterpiece!

I wish it is not necessary to choose between the greater evil and the lesser evil...

Granted, so you chose the medium evil and we are now led by a Satanic Psychic

I wish my medication wouldn't make me sleepy ZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz

Granted, it now makes you hyper and causes you to be hospitalized in a sanitarium after several incidents I will not elaborate on here...

I wish Subsim was real and not a myth

Granted. Subsim is now real and it is a moth.

I wish I could drink beer and still drive legally.

Granted, but only in Cambodia.

I wish alcohol actually had a smell.