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The two finalists for the Mr UK Popularity contest.

:har:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23744948

Dose not mean a bar of soap that news item. When it comes to the general election people don't always vote the same way as they do in local elections.

Well I hope there aren't too many Labour supporters thinking the same as you.

David Cameron suffers 'phenomenally bad back'

I find this a very difficult feat when the tosser doesn't even have a spine!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...itics-23755007

Vladimir will appreciate that :)

Caroline Lucas MP arrested at a peaceful anti fracking demo while representing the everyday voter who can see this fracking for what it is. So much for democracy.

SO WHAT! I've had back/neck problems all my life and spend every day in pain day & night. Don't expect me too say poor old dave, get stuffed Toff Boy.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23766117

May have something to do with all those dam phone calls pissing people off like me. :hulk:

Shortly after I took steps to rid myself of cold callers for ever, eight months on and not one has got though. :know:

No doubt all due to the exertion he has put himself through on his four bloody holidays the arse has had this year! Perhaps yet another holiday will put things right :stare:

Most likely :)

Oh my -Argentina's envoy calls British prime minister 'dumb'

Them fighting words? or the truth?

http://news.msn.com/world/argentinas...-minister-dumb

Sounds a bit like the kettle calling the frying pan black but they know where the islands are if they'd like another bash at it.

:haha::haha:

Dumb no, evil yes.

David Cameron is to invest millions next year for the centenary of World War I by staging an accurate recreation.

In Syria.

David Cameron is doing a tour of the BBC when they get to a locked room marked DANGER, he asks the guide what's on the other side?

The guide explains, behind that door, is the BBC's hot secret and If Cameron goes in and flicks a switch, the whole country will rejoice.

Cameron keen to make the country happy, demands the door be opened so he can flick the switch.

After a while the guide finally agrees to let Cameron into the secret room, just for the good of the country.

In walks Cameron, locks the door, flicks the switch, and the country celebrates as the furnace kicks in.

I don't trust Toff Boy on the Syrian matter and tomorrow we will see what "so called" evidence he puts before Parliament.

^^^
As we all know every time Toff boy opens is gob 99.99% of what he says is lies, so I expect more of the same tomorrow.