Granted, but then, because of the contamination of the toilet was so concentrated, it had to be housed in a Sarcophagus for 100 years.
That structure would be built by water bearers provided by Mush Martin. And sadly, many of those aforementioned water bearers would die of contamination...

I wish the weather patterns today was the same 10 years ago.

Granted but it happens as a result of another eruption from Pinatubo


I wish people would be careful what they wish for.

Granted, they carefully wish for our destruction as usual.

I wish that people would stop wishing for our destruction and that I had another glass of wine to wash the wish down with.

Granted butan extemely rare bottle of Chateau Neuf so rare that the only
other bottle sold at sotheby's for 10Million US$


:hmm:I wish tarjak had no corkscrew

Granted, he bites the neck off the bottle instead.

I wish my papadums were crisp.

Granted, but your Vindaloo tastes like poo

I wish I had a Vindaloo that didn't taste like poo

Granted, it now tastes like puke.

I wish someone would buy their pal a phal.

Granted but you turn out to be nobodies pal.

I wish I didnt have to work today.

Granted, but it's now tomorrow and you have to work

I wish I had a bananna split

Granted, a lead-banana landed on and caused your head to split in 2

I wish I knew where lead-bananas come from

Granted, but now that you know the secret of the Martian lead banannas, you go stark raving mad and move into an ancient castle where the people of Raptorland converge with burning torches and pitchforks to put you out of your misery

I wish lead banannas didn't split my head open because all of the styrofoam peanuts fell out:doh:

Granted, it split your lip open instead nd all of the styrofoam peanuts were saved and lived happily everafter.

I wish I could find a decent hotel near G.Bush Intercontinental Airport.

Granted, but it costs too much for you

I wish Great Naval Battles 3/4/5 would work on DosBox properly

Granted, but you only own a Disbox.

I wish measurement was immeasureable.

Granted, but since measurement is immeasurable it no longer exists and your wish makes no sense and you are captured by funny smelling men in white coats with a butterfly net and they put a straight jacket on you and drag you away as you sing "They're coming to take me away, HAHA"

I wish I could get "They're coming to take me away, HAHA!" out of my head now

Granted, your head is now filled with "Barbie Girl" by Aqua

I wish I could change timezones with a mere thought

Granted but you Zone an extra ten months income onto
your tax bill by imaginitive administative error.

I wish everbody understood that to a fish
urination is flatulence.
(ugh man I gotta breath that stop it.)

Granted, everybody now understands how heretical your beliefs are and you are burned to the stake

I wish it was as easy as that

Granted, but even though I granted that wish, it has no effect since I have no idea what you're talking about (you weren't specific enough).

I wish that I could construct additional pylons.

Granted, but they are structurally unsound and the whole thing collapses (on your head)

I wish I knew what Stealth Hunter needed pylons for before I crushed his dream