http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=9ogQ0uge06o

If Spiced Rum stops feeding his bears, would they still poop in his woods?

A good backscratching tree tops my list.

[edit] Oops, sorry firedude. Bearly caught my misteak in time.

No, they'd probably do it in his living room.

Am I wrong?

Pawsably.

Do polar bears sweat?

A. Yes, when they see Eskimos out hunting them.

Q. What does an Eskimo gets when he sits in his igloo for too long?

Cold arse cheeks.

How cold is yours now?

A. If sitting up in the Artic my polaroids would be giving me hell.:03: Currently sitting in the attic (the bears are downstairs in the lounge) and my pelt covered chair is warm and toasty.

Q. How stratchy does an tree/post need to be to make a bear happy?

It depends on how much he can bare the itch.

Do the bears in your living room try to mate with your chair?

A. No, the pelts are cat [insert appropriate innuendo]. And I keep the chair out of sight in case they are tempted.:smug:

Q. If you dropped a cat with peanut butter spread over its back from the fourth floor, would it land on its feet or its back?

Depends on how expensive the carpet is.

Is Spiced Rum feeding his cat to his bears?

Only for the pelts.

If it's raining cats and dogs, is it pelting down?

Why would I know?

Are you feeding it to the bear?

I throw it all to my dogs.

Do you still wear "Dr.Denton's"?

No but I still wear Dr. Martens.

Do you wear Doc's?

No, I wear my own.

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

Because they (the builders) know that they need to build a fourteenth floor on top of it.


Will it ever become clear what will happen next?