Granted, you conquer the whole world, but unfortunately you destroyed humanity, leaving no one to fear, loathe and rebel against you.

I wish I was a infallible megalomaniac...

Granted, but they soon go out of fashion and are overtaken by morons.

I wish my house of cards was worth a fortune.

Granted, it's worth a fortune, so much that no one can actually buy and it's stolen by a mob-hired criminal

I wish your house of cards was mine, legally, without paying

Granted, but there are only 51 cards so for ever after all people know that you're not playing with a full deck.

I wish that eggs would stop sticking in my non-stick pan.

@Raptor1 - Nice pic...

Granted, the eggs are now stuck to your floor.

I wish I could delay what ever is going to kill me, long enough to enjoy myself.

Granted, but it involves sacrificing every pleasure and vice known to man, also it requires for you to remain in a plastic bubble for the remainder of your life.

I wish life is easy.

Granted, life is easy, but death is not

I wish I had unlimited resources

Granted, but you still do not have unlimited money.

I wish that I had God Mode enabled.

Granted, but you accidentally smite yourself!

I wish I have the capital to make my own destroyer.

Granted, but your capital is landlocked, have fun with your groundship

I wish I could be more aggressive

Granted, your agressiveness gets you into a fight with a 250-lb Marine. Fortunately you manage to groin him in the knee and headbutt his fist and elbow several times before the fight is over.

I wish I had the UC3 Nautilus.

Granted, but the Navy mistaken you for a drug-runner so they torpedo you right out of the water! :rotfl:

I wish food production is increased proportionally to population growth...

EDIT: Granted, but there is no room for it all and we all have to live in one great field of wheat

Stupid me :damn:

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I wish someone could really crush Raptor's binary dream.

Granted, by plugging Raptor1's linear sequence into a quantum algorithem, it is sadly determined that he will continue to be around for some time to come. On the other hand, it is also proven with geometric logic that not only is he totally bent, his future wishes will also make no sense but may result in the end of the universe at some point.

I wish I knew what a quantum algorithem actually is.