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Nobody. The coroner's inquest ruled accidental death by evaporation.
Why is there no Lake Inferior? |
Because no lake would own up to having a name like that.
Who opened that first 'oyster' and said "My, my, my. Now doesn't 'this' look yummy!" |
The same person who first lost a tooth after biting down on the pearl.
We know Mother Of Pearl, so whose the father? |
Mr Pearl Diver
Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat? |
The same guy who first discovered cow's milk.
When do the British celebrate Independence? |
The day we hold a revolution.
Will it happen? I say no, over to you what you think.. |
If it does, the sun will neither rise nor set on the British Empire.
Are revolutions perpetual or do they eventually lose momentum? |
Depends how hard you push them.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? |
The first poor chap born with that particular speech impediment.
Why do only English speaking people pronounce it "lisp"? |
Quote:
How do you know if you have a lisp? |
I simply check I don't have my denture in :)
Why are all blackboards called that when some of them are green? |
They are not jim...PC MADNESS RULES OK.
Chalk boards or wipe boards. Black boards is racist! Is your country hot on Political Correctness? |
Your kidding me...surely?
Why are America's parks administered by the Department of the Interior? |
Because. We can't do anything right with the tax money.
Anybody else live in the woods? |
A. I am surrounded by woodland but do not go into the woods because of all the bear crap left lying around by Yogi and his friends.
Q. What are the bear necessities of life? |
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