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Glue all the pieces together so that they never come apart again.
Is it the cross word puzzle? |
Only if the words are angry.
Anybody else have the US Air Force Song memorized? :hmmm: |
No, not me
Could you sing that song for me, please? |
No way.
What happens when you get 'half scared to death' twice? |
It's just an expression.
Are there aliens in our solar system? ... except those who are on earth. |
I believe there are, but only passing through.
They will visit us as soon as we have developed a warp engine for our space ships. Who will invent that warp drive? |
You.
In the near future? |
Possibly.
What constitutes the near future, within the next thirty seconds? |
Even closer.
When will the future begin? |
Presently.
Who murdered Virginia Wolfe? |
Little Red Riding Hood.
Can you believe that? |
No, it was obviously set up.
Who told the witch doctor, I was in love with you, and did he really go ' Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang , Walla walla, bing bang ? |
I never kiss and tell.
How many legs would a crippled spider have? |
Eight plus several crutches.
How many crotches does an un crippled spider have? |
Depends on whether they are an amputee or not.
Nothing learned from the news today or have we all missed something? |
I don't think so. Remember, history repeats its self.
Was it you who asked that question? |
Yes, but I don't want to know anymore. Besides, history doesn't repeat itself...historians just repeat each other.
Why would anybody want to know? |
Perspective, knowledge.
What can I find in the Lido? |
Same as you can find in the "Moulin Rouge"
Ever been there? |
Nope.
Have you? |
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