Granted, you slip and hit your head and fell into a coma. After 4 years in a coma, the 2008 games are over and the 2012 games just started to begin...

I wish I have a destroyer, a crew, plenty of ammo and supplies and complete freedom so that I could hunt for pirates off the Horn of Africa! :arrgh!:

Granted but your new found apathy towards the cat has
you miss it and sasha the bird both getting eaten by a joke.

I wish people got the deeper social nuance's of Prokofiev.:hmm:

Granted, but once they do he becomes a country-western star and starts calling his Stradivarius a "fiddle"

I wish this guy:damn: would finally get through that brick wall.

Granted, but he just comes up against another one:damn:

I wish smilies were interactive

Granted but when a smiley interacts with a human, the human suffers from terminal EHS due to smashing their head against a smiley wall.

I wish Shakespeare had used smilies so audinces know when to laugh.

Granted, but they were laughing at the smileys and not at Shakespeare.

I wish tomorrow never came.

Granted, insted its the day after tomorrow

i wish my fridge was filled with fresh food

Granted but now you have a fridge filled with nice fresh okra. Bon Appétit

I wish that we would have good weather this weekend.

Granted, tempratures are 15 degrees C

I wish that's the sort of weather we had down here...

Granted, you did have until the typhoon struck.

I wish magnets were repellants.

Granted, magnets repel you so much that you puke.

I wish it would warm up here a little

Granted, everything little is warmed up.

I wish it was time for a kit kat.

Granted, a sabre toothe kit kat bites your head off.

I wish for daffodils

Granted, but you get rose's instead :p


I wish for pancakes to have rights just like us Humans. :rotfl:

Granted, since humans have no rights, neither do the pancakes

I wish for nuclear marshmallow pizza

Granted, but you only have warm beer to wash it down with and then you contract radiation sickness.

I wish the four food groups were pizza, beer, chicken wings and munchies.

Granted, but recent studies suggest that following this diet will reduce your life expectancy to below 40 years...

I wish for a good whack on the head right now...

Granted, where's my maul...

I wish I could find me maul

Granted, but now rifleman13 has stuck his head up his bum so you can't whack it

I wish I was the Wizard of Oz

Granted, but the whack brings you out of you coma, where you realise that everything you thought you had previousy done was, in fact, a dream and there is no Subsim.

I wish I could talk to the animals.