STEED that thick sod Gideon doesnt even know what the economy is never mind RUIN it which hes doing a damn job fine of.

And it doesnt matter how many foil ups he makes toff will never sack his best toff chum

We're not AAA anymore, needs updating jim. :hmm2:

Take a towel off the pile then :)

David Cameron failed his recent audition for the role of HULK, in an upcoming film called 'Planet Hulk'. After saying the line ''You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!''... Furious casting agents stormed the stage shouting - ''Angry or not - WE JUST DON'T BLOODY LIKE YOU!!!''

I don't see what George Osborne posing with a red box full of underwear has got to do with his budget speech.

I found myself agreeing with Lord Heseltine earlier today, I think I might be coming down with something.
He mentioned about the need to transfer the industrial focus away from London and to the other major cities of the UK, the places that really drove the industrial revolution but are often overlooked.

Did you spot it people?

Government mortgage loans?

You didn't!!!

Let me throw the light on it....PONZI

Yes we have a American subprime mortgage scam! And what happen to the American subprime mortgage? It went tits up, exposed as a ponzi.

Who you kidding George. :har:

Gideon thinks its all OK knocking a penny of a pint of ale, WOW he must think the voters are as thick and daft as what he is.

No
The US issue was too many houses and too much cheep money being shoveled out to all and sundry

The UK at the moment has a housing shortage, but the property market is frozen as the banks require great credit ratings and a minimum 10% deposit, which is all but impossible for most first time buyers to raise,

So the UK has plenty of people who want to buy and who can afford the monthly payments and have spotless credit ratings, but are locked out of the market by the deposit they need to raise

There is nothing wrong with a 95% LTV mortgage, so long as the person doing the lending can afford the repayments

I wouldn't mind seeing savers interest rates going up...as if that is going to happen :nope:

BBC SOURCES:
coalition party to enforce garden tax on snowmen!

Lets build snow penises and show them up as a bunch of pricks. :har:

Gideon has dropped a penny from a pint of beer!

Great, if I have a thousand pints this weekend I'll have saved myself a tenner!

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...0_1644015a.jpg

Too late, the beers all mine.