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What does the song, Leaving on a Jet Plane you?

It reminds me of being in a bar (or two) in Singapore, some 216 Sqn lineys were singing it as they were due to fly home the next morning, but we'd received a signal saying that the aircraft was u/s and they'd be staying another day or so. We laughed.

What is your favourite musical genre?

Too numerous to name...most music is good.

Who have you met that you wish you hadn’t?


*I'll say it now...mine was the yorkshire ripper

My Mother-in-law

If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?

The one I have.

What do you expect of your fellow man?

Have a good bet on the horses :D

Who is the best stand up comedian ?

I can't say.
Are there good stand up comedians?

No. To be a stand up comedian you have to be bad.

Where are my keys?

Where you left them.
Was I right?

No. My wife had them.

Can you picture this?

Nope.
She didn't tell you she took them? :hmmm:

Nope, not to me.

Have you ever locked yourself outside of your house?

Many a time.

If you were famous what would you be famous for?

I would be famous for my bad English :timeout: :haha: :oops:

Do you think being famous is an advantage?

It hasn't helped me. :O:

How smart do you have to be to have a smart phone?

In my estimation...not very.

What is the worst job you could have?

none.

109 or spitfire?

Spitfire...every time.

Do you call Goering 'Meir'?

Meier? No, he called himself Meier.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?
Can you look it up for us?