Granted, but it dies after swimming with your tamed Sea Wasp, biting it and infecting it along the process, leaving you without any pets in the end.

I wish TarJak was my Australian pet.

Granted, but don't forget he needs his bottle and a nappie change 4 times per day.

I wish Vegemite was the only food in Australia.

Granted but after a month all the food would run out and everyone would start a riot.
I wish the PS3 never exsited and all their was was Wiis

Granted, but then they release PS4 which makes Nintendo bring out a new console, but it crashes and burns, taking down Nintendo and redering the Wii unplayable. The X box 720 causes Microsoft to suffer a blue screen of death on wall street. Leaving only Sony and Apple to rule the world

I wish I had a high end computer that could run SH4 maxed out and have internet access.

Granted, but c'mon, is SH4 really that great a way to use your free time? I mean, really? Is that how you want to spend your days? I'm not sayin' anything, just sayin'.

I wish I'd get an A+ on this essay I have to hand in tomorrow.

Granted. You get an A+ on "Why Hitler Was Just Misunderstood" and get a knock on your door from Mossad the next day.

I wish I was getting a nice Christmas bonus.

Granted, but then you'd end up hording all of your money and becoming quite akin to a Mr. Scrooge that we all know very well.

I wish I had an Aston Martin DBS.

Granted, but you are catapulted out of the passenger's seat and over a cliff when Mr. Goldfinger shoots a bullet into the front of the car.

I wish that SubSim would become the modern Nazi.:hmm:

Granted but the people of subsim know about history and rise up against the evil. You end up tied to a stake with little ants bitting your privates.

I wish I had leather pants with holes where my butt cheeks go.

Granted, but as this is your normal Saturday night attire, nobody notices the difference.

I wish I could find that piece of paper with the phone number I need.

Granted, but your wife found it first and now your in real trouble.

I wish TS was utilised more.

Granted, but then you foot the bill for the spiralling bandwidth costs.

I wish my wife hadn't found that phone number!:oops:

Granted but now your still looking for it.

I wish I was eating a huge sea-food buffet right now.

Granted, but I find most of it to be disgusting and can't help but puke all over you. Sorry!

I wish I owned Nintendo.

Granted, however SuperMario and Donkey Kong gang up to manage a hostile takover that does not cover your cost of buying the comapny, leaving you destitute and looking for a new job as my pet.

I wish TteFAboB wasn't my pet anymore.

Granted but then no one would want him because it would be too difficult to say, Here TteFAbob, here boy!

I wish the JP hydrophone would stop rotating while surfaced so I'd have someplace to sit down with my sun reflector and six pack of Schlitz.

Granted, but after a few hours of sunbathing you'd be badly burned and the rest of the patrol would be a living nightmare for your skin and the pain would drive you mad, resulting you thinking you're an mermaid.

I wish I wouldnt need to walk to get mi case of beer.

Granted, but that would probably mean you were disabled, in a wheelchair and might even have to fly to do your shopping.....and we've all seen how bad a pilot you are :lol:

I wish everyone on TS would use a mic.

Oh you cheeky fecka! :p

Granted, but you would all be put down by my sexy voice and would lose all your money to a therapist that insists that YOU have the sexiest voice on earth.

I wish, 'Jimbuna's Penguins' would die an horrible death. :yep:

Granted but their ghosts haunt you for the rest of your life.

I wish TS had a video function so you could see who you are talking to.