Not until after the asteroid is confirmed.

Would you rather be an asteroid or a hemmorhoid?

Definitely a hemmorhoid.

What beer should I have for my first pint this vacation, which will start in 35 minutes?

Whatever your into the most and preferably chilled.

What is one of your weird quirks?

Being human.

What is the best alcoholic beverage created by man?

I doubt anyone could say definitively but my choice would be Brown Ale.

Describe yourself in 3 words.

I am god

Whats the fastest animal on the planet ?

Humans, I can get in my car and drive faster than any animal can run.

Why is it soccer in the US, but football in the rest of the world?

Because Americans are confused and named a game football in which the majority of ball control is with the hands and not the feet.(I am an American by the way)


Who would win in a fight the Terminator T-800 or Robocop?

Terminator T-800 most definitely.

Who do YOU think would win?

RoboCop.

Your worst travel experience to date?

This one is technical because it was not really trip but occurred while stationed in Germany. I went with some friends to a Chinese restaurant in Landsthul several hours later I had a two day long bout of black diarrhea it was awful my friends all had diarrhea as well.

Do you have a fortune cookie?

Yeah. It told me (exact quote) "Your whole family are well"

It's in my wallet now...

Do you prefer PM, Email, Skype or other things to talk to friends online?

Email and PM though I really most prefer speaking in person with friends.

Is there a woman/girl that you had feelings for but never told her?

If I didn't tell her why should I tell you? (Yeah, I know, I answered an question with a question)...

Is it really true what they say?...

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What they say is almost never true.

Is up always up?