Granted, but then the meek inherited the earth.

I wish it motorcycle riding weather.

Granted, it is golden motercycle riding weather everywhere except for a 100 nautical mile circle around wherever you happen to be.

I wish they would hurry up and arrest the usual suspects.

Granted, but they all make sworn statements dropping you right in it and your soon the most wanted man in the asylum.

I wish you to enjoy the sessions in the shower.

Granted... tuba lessons

I wish you could tune a fish.

Granted, your fish is now heard in the key of F# and gets eaten by a cloth eared shark.

I wish fore more gears and levers.

Granted, you get 100 of em, for you to pull. FOR ALL ETURNITY!

I wish life was not so much like a box of chocolates...

granted, life is now more like pizza

I wish I had a pizza for dinner right now.. yum!

Granted, your pepperoni, mushroom and dog pizza is at the door.

I wish the Cats of Peace would slay the Dogs of War.

Granted... but now there the Cats of War.:o

I wish the liberation of the dogs of war happend soon...

Granted, the Wolves of despair eat the dogs of war and have the cats of peace and war for supper.

I wish flangrancy was a punishable offence.

Granted. However sometimes the wish-masters are pretty anal about spelling and since a flan is a tart-like pastry and grancy makes no sense this has horrible effects on your dream. As punishment you find yourself packed into a flan and tossed to the Wolves of Despair for whom you make a fine dessert.

I wish for the Elephants of Elation to stomp the Wolves of Despair into wolf-flans.

Granted, but the wolf-flans still contain teeth and you bite your own tongue off.

I wish it wasn't snowing in Manchester today.

Granted, its snowing in Manchester this week and you get to patrol the pitch at Old Trafford for the duration in your underwear.

I wish was wearing his thermals.

Granted, you and him are wearing them together at the same time. Shudder...

I wish the hegemon would stop by and trim my hedges.

Granted. He trims your hedgefunds, and invests everything in a mall venture hours before it goes to chapter 11.

I wish I had a faster computer.