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Just one more road test Mr Smith and if your pass this one you got yourself a full driving license.

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"HEY! It's a free country! I got a right to have anything I damn well please tattooed on my...

Armed robbery? What armed robbery.

Oh, THAT armed robbery.

You mean this isn't about the...?"

We have a winner!

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Just be careful not to touch its pussy....we don't need any more complaints.

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Iraq Tours would like to take the opportunity to tell you all, you will find you body Armour and steel helmets under your seats and in case of low flying bombs all the doors will be kept open for a fast get away if need be.

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Are top scientist have not been able to work out what the hell this is. :-?

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Typical!!....They told us it hadn't rained here for over a year, so I didn't pack my wet gear.

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We are not amused.

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Hey, you look like that tool that plays for Man Urd.

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If women were street signs.......

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Don't taze me bro!

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...and for my next trick.

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An attempted assassination attempt that failed: the President apparently has nothing in between...

I am a wild and crazy guy!

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Ah the whistling sound has stopped!