Dear Mrs Penguin;

I'm sorry to hear about your loss. If you haven't already picked up your late husband's laptop, how are you asking me this question? His laptop is yours now by default, so use it wisely and well.

It sounds like he had some serious issues. I'm so sorry he didn't get the help he so obviously needed. That said, it's possible you could suffer some residual emotional trauma over this tragedy. I'd be more than glad to discuss any feelings you're having about this, but a computer is so impersonal. Perhaps over drinks?

Not to seem callous or anything, but could you send me a picture first?

Dear Steve,

What is the best remedy for piles? They are a real pain in the arse.


Puckered in Poughkeepsie.

Stop dating Big Bill.

Your experience is unequaled. Thanks Steve! :up:

Hey, if it works for me, it'll work for anybody!

:haha:

It's a funnel not a tunnel :smug:

Dear Steve,

This is Bill. Your advice sucks. :stare:

Big Bill

Dear Steve

I've a friend who is having trouble sleeping, do you have any recommendations for him?

Dear Steve

This is Big Bill and your next.

Dear Steve,

If left handed smoke shifters are designed for right handed people why don't they offer a right handed smoke shifter for left handed people?

Thanks,
Mr. Ambidextrous

Dear Steve,

I'm a heavy coffee drinker, can I mix Ectasy with my Viagra?

Regards,

Hunglow from Houston

Dear Steve,

Do you have time to massage my neighbor's feet, so that they go quiet at night

Yours sincerely Dick Puxk

Orlando,Fl

But I don't. Take a hike. :O:

Not a clue. If I knew what to do, I'd do that too!

Wouldn't you?