There's been much mischief during your absence, Tango... are you taking up the surplice again, as well as your chef's hat?

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...&postcount=719

Yes, Tango back in the galley.:up:

Just be careful how you present your cheese offerings.:03:

My culinary presentation choice got me infracted. :haha:

Could we ever forget? :har:

It definitely wasn't for the lactose intolerant.:arrgh!::har:

The nature of cheese couture
 

Well that's cause Armistead left out the provolone, Gouda (u were just the followup 'fallguy') and the whipped crème décolletage! :woot:http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...4/84221908.jpg
...and a decent set of wheels!http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...4/84221905.jpgWhat a gal wears is always her call imho...even if its pure J LO cheesecake: http://people.alley.ws/wp-content/up...lo-600x800.gifdid I say wheels?...I meant Heels!:huh:

And there were further followup-fallguys to Wolferz's post as I recall :haha:

There will once again be Confessional in the Conning Tower, and as for tonights dinner, I've seen what I'm cooking so I recommend we go out to eat. I've raided the petty cash tin (for what it's worth).

How about this for a mascot? Could come in handy when the cook disappears again.

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...&postcount=720



Edit: And forget all about the duck, Wolferz... you're not touching my duck

I see you found my emergency stash.:arrgh!: Harrrrr!

good to see you men excited again....the bilge will live forever..... i know being stuck on this bar sucks....and we have no engines, so i have come up with a genius idea ...instead of plugging the winkie hole, we're gonna drill a line of them through the hull and slide oars through them just like a viking ship of old.....and row to pearl......where we can upfit and get back into the war before it's over..

Problem: Tango blew up the drill, using it as a food-mixer to make that Christmas cake (those weren't chocolate curls... they were wood shavings)

The 'Drebbels' of my mind R a' crankin' up!
 

What do U mean again? Some of us have remained steadfast & been puttin' cheese with our stiff putters!:03: https://media1.giphy.com/media/l0MYM...U0Izra/200.gif
While you've been away galivantin' with bear and moonshinin'... some of us have been bangin' away gamely; as for your genius idea: All your oars ain't in the water-( not Vikings...HMS Drebbel 1620)>https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...k_-_508179.jpg BUT we'll hook up cranks and grind our way to Pearl-the traditional Southern stylehttp://vernianera.com/Hunley/images/interior2.jpeg as I recollect! :D http://vernianera.com/Hunley/reconstruction.html http://www.popsci.com/sites/popsci.c...?itok=ZwgANUhd
http://www.popsci.com/sites/popsci.c...?itok=VZQ6YACvWho knows maybe Donna52522 would return to help OUT!!

Talk about claustrophobic. :timeout:

Men, Aktung....I have not been away, I have been laying low watching to see how you men could fend for yourselves without proper leadership....but instead you have failed your Cmdr, the navy and ........each other. Here we are, still sitting on a bar in the Mississippi...If we lack engines, oars, drills....it's time to get creative and figure how to get us down the river... I thought one of you clueless titpots would've figured it out by now...The next big boat that comes by I want Aktung to take the anchor chain, wrap it around himself and swim to it and hook us up......Hard being the only genius amongst ..amongst, is that a word...among, amongst...amongstsis.. a bunch of idiots! Ready yourself Aktung....