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Because I haven't read all your posts. Too many to read.
Why are you upset by that?:O: |
No not upset...I'll leave that to you after the 5th Test :D
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year? |
Because you don't have a refrigerator. You leave it on your back doorstep.
What did people say when they were shocked before Jesus came along? |
I know the answer, but I can't post it.
It would bring me in trouble. What's the meaning of life? |
A Monty Python movie perchance.
How many beers can I drink before I meet my maker, and will it affect my marriage? |
It certainly will.
Is a glass half full or half empty? |
Mine's half empty. Wait, now it is empty. :D
Why do they put little umbrellas in some drinks? |
To prevent you from drinking to fast.
Shaken or stirred? |
On the rocks.
Single malt or blended? |
Iced tea.
Ever eaten a bug? |
By accident. More than once. Blah.
What bugs you? |
Right now? English cricketers.
If you get a bruise when hit by a cricket ball, how big must the cricket be? |
Huge I guess :haha:
Is a shrink always small? |
That depends on how big your imagination is.
What colour would a smurf turn if you choked it? |
A deeper shade of blue.
What is the one thing you own you wish you didn’t? |
Saying "I do" :haha:
How about you? |
Count me out.
Ever taken a holiday in a nudest camp? |
Not yet. :o
Are there nudists in Greenland? |
Never been there myself, so I don't know.
If I've never watched the Smurfs or Avatar does that make me racist towards blue people? |
No it makes you like them.
Will the 3rd test match be a draw? |
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