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Ebenezer Scrooge.
Wait, we talkin' about Jacob or Bob? |
Bob of course.
Why did he wrap her in plastic? |
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How could I screw up "I shot the sheriff?" :06: |
By letting Justin Bieber sing that song.
Why would you do such a thing? |
Because you have no taste whatsoever.
Who got the Twin Peaks reference earlier? |
Not me :oops:
Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils? |
I've no idea.
http://notetakingnerd.profitmarketin...cking-nose.jpg Why do we all press harder on the buttons on the remote when the batteries are running down? |
Because you don't have the intelligence to replace them.
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? |
That completely depends on who is pronouncing the word phonetic.
Why is an oracle always a mystery? |
Because no one knows what it is.
If i were burned at the stake would I contribute to setting the casino alight? |
Just enough to cook my chips if you don't mind.
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? |
Good question, but I can't help you with that.
Someone else perhaps? |
I shouldn't think so.
Anyone got a clue what is coming up next? |
No, but I hear it's coming fast...
What do we do if we find out infinity has run out of time?... <O> |
Restart the clock.
On a digital watch how many times per day are all the numbers the same? |
That depends on whether it shows 24 hour or 12 hour time.
Why doesn't super glue stick to the tube? |
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Because it is super glue. How many hearts does a Klingon have? |
Probably more than a woman.
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food? |
Because no-one would buy it.
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? |
Your last two posts have already been posted by me previously ya mongrel.
Why do you keep doing that? |
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