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WernherVonTrapp 08-01-13 06:12 PM

Ebenezer Scrooge.

Wait, we talkin' about Jacob or Bob?

TarJak 08-01-13 06:22 PM

Bob of course.

Why did he wrap her in plastic?

fireftr18 08-01-13 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun (Post 2094013)
On the contrary, they both clearly admitted that they shot the sheriff, but who shot the deputy remains a mystery.

Perhaps the sheriff shot him?

Okay, I feel stupid. I got it backwards. :doh:


Quote:

Why did he wrap her in plastic?
To keep her from drying out.

How could I screw up "I shot the sheriff?" :06:

The Enigma 08-02-13 12:06 AM

By letting Justin Bieber sing that song.

Why would you do such a thing?

TarJak 08-02-13 04:49 AM

Because you have no taste whatsoever.

Who got the Twin Peaks reference earlier?

Jimbuna 08-02-13 05:56 AM

Not me :oops:

Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils?

TarJak 08-02-13 07:37 AM

I've no idea.
http://notetakingnerd.profitmarketin...cking-nose.jpg

Why do we all press harder on the buttons on the remote when the batteries are running down?

Jimbuna 08-02-13 08:10 AM

Because you don't have the intelligence to replace them.

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

The Enigma 08-02-13 09:14 AM

That completely depends on who is pronouncing the word phonetic.


Why is an oracle always a mystery?

Fubar2Niner 08-02-13 12:57 PM

Because no one knows what it is.

If i were burned at the stake would I contribute to setting the casino alight?

Jimbuna 08-02-13 01:03 PM

Just enough to cook my chips if you don't mind.

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

The Enigma 08-02-13 03:11 PM

Good question, but I can't help you with that.

Someone else perhaps?

Jimbuna 08-02-13 03:54 PM

I shouldn't think so.

Anyone got a clue what is coming up next?

vienna 08-02-13 04:08 PM

No, but I hear it's coming fast...


What do we do if we find out infinity has run out of time?...


<O>

u crank 08-02-13 04:28 PM

Restart the clock.

On a digital watch how many times per day are all the numbers the same?

TarJak 08-02-13 10:06 PM

That depends on whether it shows 24 hour or 12 hour time.

Why doesn't super glue stick to the tube?

u crank 08-03-13 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak (Post 2094513)
That depends on whether it shows 24 hour or 12 hour time.

Stickler.:O:

Because it is super glue.

How many hearts does a Klingon have?

Jimbuna 08-03-13 08:42 AM

Probably more than a woman.

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

TarJak 08-03-13 08:55 AM

Because no-one would buy it.

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Jimbuna 08-03-13 09:00 AM

Your last two posts have already been posted by me previously ya mongrel.

Why do you keep doing that?


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