Granted, the crush is no longer in bad taste, it is the steak and kidney pie with onion gravy that tastes bad. After all, cannibalism is just having someone for dinner. Probably without their consent.

I wish I could visit any place that I could imagine.

mmhhh....cannibal kidney pie...


Granted, however your dirty mind takes you to places that are too perverted even for this thread.

I wish i had more cannibal kidney pie. :doh:

Granted, you are now arrested by the authorities as an accomplice of a wanted cannibal and for desecrating human remains. You are quickly tried and convicted then sentenced for the rest of your life in the most desolate prison on Earth...
Have a nice day!

I wish the judge was more lenient on ubootcomrade...

Granted, he's been granted bail and is on his way to your house looking for kidneys.

I wish I could get this thread on a better track.

Granted, but we all know its going to get worse before it gets better...

I wish I knew what Bernard was doing nowadays.

Granted, ubootcomrade walks away scott free to become the most famous cannibal kidney pie maker in the universe

I wish "The Sound of Music" had been made with a Led Zeppelin soundtrack


Edit : Oops, guess I'm not really the fastest typist in the world:rotfl:

Granted but the only record your mother had for the twenty five
yrs you were in grade two was South Pacific.

I wish the Tune from Jeopardy would get stuck in everyones
heads.... dum da da da dum da da.... dum da di da di da di da da da...

Granted but (somewhere in a secret military base) A person with the song stuck in there head and accidently presses a button that fires a missle at your house/apartment/box in allyway, and blows you up.;)

I wish I could crush dreams better.

Granted but then nobody likes you anymore.:yep:

I wish I had a blank tape so I could keep the mime
next door up. say is it appropriate to use a silencer
do you think?

Granted, but since nobody likes mimes anyway, your actions win you fame and fortune. Eventually however, your 15-minutes of fame end and UNCAM (United Nations Commission against Abuse of Mimes) has you brought before Judge Judy for crimes against entertainers. You are convicted of mimecide, financially ruined and become a sad, pathetic has-been. Eventually you find your way into Z-list reality shows as comic relief but even that doesn't last. You end your days living in an ally bumming cigarette butts from the guy with the trenchcoat who sells things and gives you steak and kidney pies with onion gravy. They taste funny.

I wish I owned a successful book store.

Granted, but it only sells homoerotic thrillers.

I wish I knew the identity of the shady bloke in the trenchcoat who has been selling pies with my organs in them to mush martin.

Granted, it's your doctor. Who else would have access to your kidneys?

I wish I could leg it from work now.

Granted, but a white shark takes your leg.

I wish jimbuna would quit running through the threads naked!
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...rade/Belly.gif Look, there here goes again~!:oops: :dead:

Granted, he has donned a diamante g-string to avoid a public indency arrest.

I wish I had me leg back.

Granted, it will come in the mail soon

I wish TarJak had his leg back

Granted, the mail arrives with TarJak's legs, but the shark digested the flesh and all that remains are the bones... Hope you recover soon!

I wish all automobiles are made equal...

Granted, but Raptorland's grand anti-communist armies move into action and destroy every car factory in the world

I wish I knew if rifleman is a real communist...

Granted, but he would have to kill you afterwards.

I wish my next scheduled meeting was over.

Granted. I vehemently deny any allegations of me, rifleman13, being a damned red commie... I'm moderate that is slightly inclined to the right. Darned lefties.. :lol::arrgh!:

I wish we could get along... :up:

Granted, but a long what? Might not be something good. :nope:

I wish it was easier to buy our ladies nice clothing.