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More like determined I'd say.
When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress? |
I allways add a pointed hood and go as KKK.
Who skipped the light fandango? |
Procol Harum.
Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? |
What?
Can the next person answer the question above? |
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Ever drive one? |
Never
Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath? |
Waiting for a new pair of genes to arrive.
Does anyone have bad breadth? |
Only other people.
Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket? |
Jim your shopping with the wife spending your pension...BTW don't trip over the ball & chain.
Is jim shopping in Harrods? |
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Why is farting in an elevator funny? |
It's not.
Why do you think fart jokes are funny at all? |
A. Because all humans fart, regardless of race, creed, sex, social status, etc. It unites us all.
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Well, we certainly would burp more often.
Would flatulence serve as a euphemism for farting? |
A. Possibly, although "more tea vicar/father/padre" would also serve.
Q. How much gas does the average 'bottom burp' expel? |
Good question, I will get back to you with my study after carrying out research on the subject which will take 10 years.
So who do you think can fund my research? |
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