Granted, the cats have no claws.

I wish it wasn't so damn hot today.

Granted, but you Freeze to death instead (think i got this rite so far lol)

I wish i had a typhoon Submarine Complete with nukes

Granted, but you lack a port to put it in

I wish I knew what the Subsim legend is anyway...:hmm:

Oh, and welcome aboard, Captain James

Granted, You learn of the subsim legend but it is too much for your mind to take so it explodes!

I wish for a good cheese and tomato pizza

Cheers for the welcome =)

Granted, but then you would get all fat and stuff and be lonely for the rest of your life

I wish that more new people to this board would feel welcome to join in the fun.

Welcome aboard

Granted, but then veteran Dream Crushers like you are forced to become ever more creative at crushing dreams as new blood floods the Thread. The self-imposed stress forces you into a life of drink and debauchery which alienates your loved ones and you die miserable and unnoticed.

I wish I had a V8.

Ditto on the Welcome Capt James!

Granted, but it's just the bottle.

I wish that the spider in the cat invasion pic wasn't so damn big.:o

Granted, but the spider is very small, very, very toxic and is climbing up your trouser leg as I type.

I wish my cats would leave the frogs in the pond alone.

Granted, they now attack the fish instead.

I wish everyone goodnight.

Whilst a normal person would say Thanks, and same to you, a self-certified Dream Crusher might say:

Granted, but for some of us it's early afternoon or even morning. Your lack of appreciation for the realities of time cause you to continually get up before you go to bed and you suffer total mental collapse due to chronic fatigue syndrome.

I wish everybody could have an afternoon nap.

Granted, everyone bar you has a refreshing afternoon nap whilst you make sure all the work gets done.

I wish my daughter would get ready for work faster

Granted, you now experience the symptoms of "rapid time-compression" and suddenly your game called "Your Life" crashes and there is no such thing as a reset button.

I wish I could reject all of your realities and subsitute it with my own!

Granted, but because your version of reality is for people who can't handle drugs, you sicken and die from assorted gruesome afflictions that doctors are powerless to treat.

I wish I would never again run out of beer.

Granted, but jimbuna, subman1, and Steed are your permanent house guests as they now know your secret.

I wish I could finish my u-boat story quickly.

Granted your book is now finished but it misteriously gets lost.:lol: Darn Ghosts

I wish I had a brain.