Jimbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!:damn: :rotfl:

Granted, but it's counterfeit.

I wish we were a team.

Granted, we are Team Rocket.


I wish everyone understood that reference.

Granted, We all do however have clubbed together to secretly change the meaning so you no longer get that reference.

I wish I could get on my plane and fly home now.

Granted, however when you get there you discover that nobody at home actually likes you any more and you are shunned and ignored.

I wish I had a 14" coast defence gun on a Buffington-Crozier disappearing carriage in my back yard.

Granted, but the batterycommander won't let you fire so you won't reveal your position. (actual story:nope: )

I wish I could get 100 posts tonight.:hmm:

granted but you have no ammo and if you did it would get stuck in the barrel and exolode:/\\x:

I wish I could fly.:|\\

Granted, and your first solo flight takes into into the greatest concentration of AAA and SAM's ever encountered. You don't even have time to utter a last word as you are blasted from the sky.

I wish I could access the memories of all my ancestors.

Granted, it also includes their memories when making love. Creepy.

I wish someone could do my work for me without pay and without complaining.

Granted but instead of complaining the person goes crasy and kills you.:/\\chop

I wish I had a wish that was uncrushable.

:lurk:

Granted, we have to burn it instead

I wish for something so insane and crazy that your puny mortal minds will never be able to understand and therefore crush it

Granted, but be aware that there will always be someone more insane and crazy than you with a wish that your puny mind could never crush.

I wish I could stay home from work and spend the day with my dog.

Granted, but as you get home, your dog suddenly talks about various topics that don't conform to what you believe and support, so you have to put it down.

I wish my sound system is bangin'!

Granted, your sound-system has banged the cat, which then gave birth to a hideous cyborg-monster stereo that destroys your home and hunts you down like a rodent.

I wish catalog, catatonic, and catastrophe actually had something to do with Cats.

Granted, the second cat invasion begins!

http://www.ilovemeow.com/img/lasers-...et-aquired.jpg

I wish this Cat invasion would be less destructive than the last one