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Fubar2Niner 07-31-13 01:26 PM
Lost in transition.

How brief can a case be?

Gerald 07-31-13 01:39 PM
30 inches.....?

How fast is the Speed of Light?

Fubar2Niner 07-31-13 02:03 PM
Well I shone my torch at the wall and it took 30 minutes to get the bugger to light, so in answer to your question, pretty damn slow.


Why can't beggars be choosers?

Jimbuna 07-31-13 02:05 PM
Never believe in rags to riches.

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Fubar2Niner 07-31-13 02:08 PM
Because dawn rises but dusk sets.

Why does a watch have a second hand, if it has two hands already?

Jimbuna 07-31-13 02:13 PM
Wait a minute and I'll get back to you in a second about that.

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Fubar2Niner 07-31-13 02:41 PM
Because ******** isn't allowed to be announced on the news.

Why are there only rogue and no scallywag traders ?

Jimbuna 07-31-13 03:53 PM
Because I'm an honest broker.

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Fubar2Niner 07-31-13 04:10 PM
If it where the first hand, days would become seconds.

Why are there only 57 varieties of Heinz, did they go out of business?

Jimbuna 07-31-13 04:20 PM
No, they simply run out of recipes.

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Fubar2Niner 07-31-13 04:22 PM
I have no idea :doh:

Why do they call it rush hour, when in fact it lasts almost all day?

Sorry two questions..........

Should I address this to Boris?

Jimbuna 07-31-13 04:26 PM
Most definitely.

TarJak 07-31-13 04:27 PM
So you know when they are talking about and yes.

Does Boris get elected for his comedy value or his political values?

Jimbuna 07-31-13 04:30 PM
A bit of both.

Don't you agree?

The Enigma 07-31-13 04:32 PM
Certainly. A politician is by definition a comic.

Does this surprise you?

Fubar2Niner 07-31-13 04:34 PM
Only that we keep electing comics instead of politicians.

Is a blue Monday really blue, always seems multi coloured to me ?

The Enigma 07-31-13 04:38 PM
Depends on how much you have been drinking.

Have you ever seen a black Friday?

Fubar2Niner 07-31-13 04:42 PM
No but I have seen a man Friday.

If she sells seashells on a seashore, where does he sell baleen whales ?

u crank 07-31-13 06:22 PM
At the baleen whales market.

Are there any whales in Wales?

WernherVonTrapp 07-31-13 07:24 PM
No, but some might find wales in Wales.:D

Why doesn't a sperm whale look like one?


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