Granted, now everytime you speak some enforcer comes to collect the "speaking tax."

I wish money is non-existent.

Granted, but I only get paid 25cents per subsim post.

I wish tarjak's last post would come true.:hmm:

Granted, love is the only exchange medium of any value now, and your absolutely skint.

I wish fish fingers were real.

Granted, but it also contains the same by-products as chicken fingers.

I wish I could do whatever I wanted.

Granted, but that's why you always end up in trouble.

I wish every wish would become a reality.

Granted, but only after it has been crushed

I wish I had a Maimtron 9000

Granted, but it is programmed to only maim you!

I wish to live forever and look young and healthy.

Granted, but whilst you may look young and healthy your organs are slowly giving out and as you are going to live forever it is an eternity of pain, suffering and constant gas.

I wish I could get paid a good wage for sitting about drinking tea all day.

Granted, but it's dangerous experimental explosive tea, can you guess what happens?

I wish I had fuel for my Dream-Crushing Bulldozer

Granted, but somebody put sugar in it and your Dream-Crushing Bulldozer becomes a total constructive loss. You are now forced to crush dreams manually but Manuel is not pleased with this so he kicks you to death.

I wish I had a new pitching-wedge.

Granted but then you would be ejected from the baseball game.

I wish I had a set of leggos to play with.

Granted, you can tease and rub oil on a hairy Mexican man's legs.

I wish people would pay me to think.

Granted. but your pay is comensarate with your true worth and you become a pauper.

I wish I could be truthful with lies.

http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/d...h_genie9hy.gif Granted: Then you realise ''like politicians'' you couldn't LIE straight in bed ;)

I wish i could go to sleep!

Granted. You'll get to sleep forever now.

I wish that I had $5 bucks.